2014’s Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes
Last year I noticed a weird trend in the sexy Halloween costume market. Companies were taking anything, and I do mean anything, and making it “sexy”. The post wasn’t a commentary on the sexy costume trend in general – there are plenty of other people doing that. It was more of a “that couldn’t possibly be less sexy, what the hell” commentary. Recently I began researching, thinking there wouldn’t be enough material for a followup post. How much worse could they really get? Spoiler: a lot. So here are the most bizarre, inappropriate and decidedly un-sexy sexy Halloween costumes for 2014!
Sexy costume makers were all about the sexy foods last year, and they’ve continued the trend into 2014. I am not really sure why. And if we have to have sexy food costumes, I really have to question the particular culinary choices. I mean… nothing says sexy like greasy Mexican food, am I right?
(And since this is a PG blog, I’m going to leave the obvious jokes to your imagination.)
Even being from Illinois I’m failing to see the appeal of the sexy corn cob.
Sexy Children’s Characters
Come on, some things should just be sacred!
More Disturbing Than Sexy
Just imagine saying out loud that you’re going to be a “sexy baby” for Halloween. Listen to the words that just came out of your mouth and then evaluate whether or not that sounds like a good decision.
What’s sexier than a mental institution? Literally anything else. Even corn on the cob.
I am not even afraid of clowns and this is terrifying. The product description says “I don’t think you’ll have to worry about people being afraid of you in this Sexy Giggle Clown Costume.” Excuse me Mr. Product Description Writer, you are mistaken.
Just Plain WTF
This Sexy LifeGuard costume is WTF for a different reason than most. In sexifying this occupation, they’ve actually added more fabric than an actual lifeguard uniform. You could really just wear a swimsuit and a whistle and be more accurate while showing more skin. This is so incredibly unnecessary it’s blowing my mind.
So, besides the obvious WTF, understand that you will be explaining to everyone all night that you are a honey badger and not a skunk.
I honestly believe they’re just trolling me at this point.
Linking up with: Sugar Bee Crafts, Ginger Snap Crafts, Liz Marie Blog, Design Dining and Diapers, The 36th Avenue, Lil’ Luna, Lines Across
October 17, 2014 @ 8:06 am
Oh my! Cry baby is the worst hahahah 😀
Inviting you to share your round up with my fall themed party Big Autumn Bash:
October 20, 2014 @ 2:34 am
This is the most genius halloween costume post idea, EVER! I didn’t think it could get worse, then I kept scrolling. Loved it!
November 12, 2014 @ 1:05 am
So bad, my research was daunting, lol.